Thursday, July 7, 2011

It's a very, very small world. But, so very big.

Be careful.  Just a few weeks ago, a dear friend told me that she was "chatting" on line with a prospective sex buddy.  You know the story:  married, with children, looking to have fun, no strings attached .... just playing around on the Internet.....no harm done.  Right?  After a few online encounters, he decided to show my friend his whole self.  She was startled to find out he had an enormous....well....you get the picture.  And there were more pictures.  And then there was the "hook up."  And then he started to reveal more about himself.  As things unfolded, i learned that this guy just happened to be an executive that i work with.  Imagine!  The fling continues and now he's looking to find another person, on-line, to orchestrate a three-way sex session with my friend.  Now, whores, what would you do?  As i consider this guy's future, should i give him "points" for his natural gifts and entrepreneurial spirit? Or should i penalize him for his extracurricular activities?  Personally, i think what we do outside of work is private stuff......but every now and then it all bleeds together. And you never know when someone is going to take a screen shot! As i said earlier:  be careful.

For Profit Jesus?

I'm often asked about my religious and spiritual beliefs....and i often give the same answer:  I really don't know.  One thing i do know is that "church" is just as polluted as the private business sector.  The amount of profit, greed and scandal is plentiful.  Not to say that churches can't operate honorably......but come on now.....let's just step back and think about Eddie Long or any number of religious leaders that have been in the news recently.  Including those beloved Catholics!  So this brings me to the picture you see above.  A Jesus action figure with wheels and movable arms.  I can take him anywhere with me and have an immediate (and pure) connection for a one-time cost of three dollars, which feeds the profits of corporate whores like us, instead of the church.  He will listen to me without judgement and, perhaps most important, he won't touch me in inappropriately.  Unless I tell him to.  Go get yours tomorrow!